Not drinking in excess

The benefits of not drinking in excess:
1. No hangovers!
2. Far fewer empty calories!
3. Less dehydration!
4. Save money!
5. No chance of DUI!
6. Less chance of liver damage!
7. Fully intact memories!
8. Not being the obnoxious ass eveyone talks about the next day!

The downside:

1. Far fewer invitations
2. Far fewer "friend" contacts
3. You notice and remember the obnoxious drunk the next day

I get annoyed when people are like, "I'll be glad when you wean her so we can hang out." What they really mean is, "I need someone to get drunk with."

Well, I have to say that my weaning the baby isn't going to lead to my getting drunk regularly again. I just have no interest. I'd much rather gave a drink or two and DO SOMETHING, rather than just sitting around.

Just sayin'.